Oh, and PS - if you are here from ICLW, greetings! This might be an excellent post to get a sense of me (and hopefully get you on board for any future video challenges - it's kinda liberating).
I submit for your viewing pleasure. Again, though I have managed to keep my balls nice and plump and kept up the last one, no guarantees how long this one will be up... but I am plumping my balls as we speak.
Now go watch these ballsy, ballsy ladies videos:
Lisa at (Still) Trying to Conceive
K at Our Growing Gardunn
Cat at Already in my heart
EmHart at Follow Every Rainbow
Aspgriswold at Growing Griswolds
Jenny at Sprout
LeslieGail at My Hormonacoaster
B at A Work in Progress
Hapa Hopes at Hapa Hopes
Bridget at Iydkmigthtky
Kristin at Return to Go
Jenn at The Future Fords
Arwen Rose at MRKH Musings
Kitty Belle at The Hopeful Journey
Slese1014 at Mommyhood after Fertility Frustration
Stork Chaser at Dog Mom Chasing the Stork
Janet at Just A Little Off Kilter
SM at Unexplained Rantings (password: magical toes)
Sunny at Cease And Decyst
Belle at Scrambled Eggs
Sharon at Ova Achiever
Is the pursed mouth an important part of the execution of the macarena? I love the look of concentration on your face.
ReplyDeleteI love learning more about everyone, and now I feel like I know you a little better. Vlogs once in a while is certainly a good idea.
I am about to go and film mine now and I am so nervous! Gah....
Hahaha! There are so many ways I could interpret 'and now I feel like I know you a little better'.. I'm choosing this to interpret it in a positive way! ;)
DeletePUT THAT SHIT UP, EM. I'M A WAITIN'.
By the way twinny, I hope you noticed, we both felt the need to use tshirts as a ruse to expose our breasts to the bloggy world.
DeleteNext time we go topless. You know this is all about slowly turning this into porn, right? Did I not make that clear?
DeleteLoooooooooove love love love!!!!! This was such an awesome idea. P.S. you kick booty at the macarena. Whoop Whoop!
ReplyDeleteHaha yes, now you understand why I typically don't dance at weddings..
DeleteI just posted mine Woo!
ReplyDeleteWatched! Loved! Now put up a follower button so I can add you to my list of people to creepily stalk!
DeleteLoved the comment on how your husband always looks as if he either wants to have sex with you or kill you! Now we must see a pic of his broody self. ;)
ReplyDeleteHa! Facebook friend me and I shall show you all his brooding glory! I don't know what it says about me that I dig the 'serial killer' look..
Deleteoh he is a brooder :)
DeleteYes, I'm afraid Martin Short must die in that equation.
ReplyDeleteI think you submit this to the networks as your audition tape for your own talk show.
I adore Martin short.. And yet he must die. It was like sophie's choice.
DeleteI think those four years of doing the Macarena wore off. :) Love your video!
ReplyDeleteIt did! I'm telling you I have macarena PTSD.
DeleteOK I"m getting ready to film mine....I'm thoroughly inspired....can't wait to watch the rest of them....
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting you lovely woman!
DeleteLoved it! And yes, you did miss part of the Macarena. Next time we do Vlogs I will try to be more ballsy and do one. You ladies are inspiring!
ReplyDeleteOh you will.. YOU WILL...
DeleteOh god you are hilarious!! I totally agree on music losing! and on your three amigos choices who I have since googled and am thrilled I picked the right ones ;)
ReplyDeleteAs for where you said bubs wants to have sex with you or kill you my sides almost split laughing! Fabulous!
I'm going to need you to watch this movie - I love it, but I'm fairly certain if an adult sat down with it and watched it for the first time at my request, you would ask yourself what I was doing to you. ;)
DeleteLoved it.
ReplyDeleteGracias!
DeleteHello again! Jeez, how did you survive 4 years of the macarena??? I think it lasted a year or so for me, and I literally cannot listen to it now, along with Saturday night! Such a good idea to do this, I'm really enjoying watching the videos!
ReplyDeleteI barely survived with my sanity. BARELY. SURVIVED. And it struck in bar/bat mitzvah season in Mexico city which was HUGE.
DeleteI am having theeeeee best time procrastinating by watching all these.
Mine is finally up and just for you, I also did the macerena! :)
DeleteOops, I think i misspelled it! Oh well, at least I danced on camera. ;)
DeleteI HEART YOU! You are by far the funniest girl EVER! I so love seeing everyone and putting a face and voice to my infertile ladies. We should do this again soon!
ReplyDeleteHaha - thank you, thank you! We SHOULD do this soon, like a monthly thing or something.
DeleteI'm in the process of getting mine up now! I think I'm talking waaaaaay too fast and these stupid birds are making lots of noise but I hope its good!
ReplyDeleteThe people want their SM! (And also their S&M)
DeleteUmmmm. I need to declare my love for you. This was an awesome idea and I have had soooo much fun getting to see other infertiles! Whoop dilly! Thank you thank you for putting this together!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! I have enjoyed it THOROUGHLY. It's like getting to go through people's drawers with their permission.. getting a peek at everyone is dirty & wonderful.
DeleteJason Segel and Golden Girls!! Are you my soul sister!!! I'm trying to get my video up but I think I need to shrink it somehow....it's too big for me to upload...so I have to wait for the hubs to help me!!!
ReplyDeleteI am SO EXCITED that it is big. SO EXCITED.
DeleteI have a lot to say...
ReplyDelete1. When you find that river of sperm you should definitely tell me where it is.
2. Smoking is soooo COOL!
3. I have decided that I really must do more video blogs. I love seeing everyone's faces. Thanks for this challenge.
4. Wedding song-Van Morrison, Into the Mystic. Boom! I'm awesome.
5. Uggh, the Jenny song. I got that all the time. The worst part? The last 4 digits of my phone number were actually 5309. No lie.
6. Where exactly are these tattoos that make them so hard to get too???
7. Best. Macarena. Ever. The concentration/humming face really sealed the deal.
1. River of sperm - dirtier version of river of slime from ghostbusters.
Delete2. IT IS THE COOLEST.
3. We really should.. Monthly, maybe?
4. JENN IN FOR THE WIN! JENN IN FOR THE WIN! I genuinely thought no one would get that....
5. IT WAS NOT.
6. Haha - one is a tramp stamp, one is on my ankle. ;)
7. Oh it's so bad. so so bad.
5. Oh it definitely was. 461-5309. I can put it out there because it hasn't been my number in years. True story.
DeleteYou are my newest blog crush.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is now singing Macarena and he won't stop.
Why is everyone killing off Martin Short? Leave the little people alone!!!!
Hahaha everyone seems to be marrying Steve Martin.. and between the other two, I just think Chevy would be more.. fun? like somehow doing it with Martin would be like doing it with a charming substitute drama teacher...
DeleteI'm with you Hapa....Martin Short all the way!!!
DeleteOK I said this on a comment on someone's vlog, but I'm putting it here..I have officially called dibs on you to be on my team for NAME THAT TUNE...you ROCK at that. This was fun, but I think I'll be password protecting this post later today....I can't stand seeing myself..bleh!
ReplyDeleteI freaking RULE AT THAT GAME.
DeleteOH MY GOD, this idea was so fun and funny.
ReplyDeleteYou need to go on cruise ships and perform the macarena. No, the world needs you to do it! It's wrong that you're not paid to display your talents.
Such a good idea, I watched a bunch of the vlogs tonight after the prez debate, needless to say: infertile vlogs are more fun and I like broody men, too!
Yessss! Yesssssss! It's the adult fruition of Jordan Catalano a-la-my-so-called-life (which is ironic because bub hates that guy).
DeleteGreat idea! You are very bold... in more ways than one (potty mouth!)! LOL! I had to say it! Enjoy your day!
ReplyDeleteHaha - oh I am QUEEN potty mouth. Queen of sailor town.
DeleteGlad I got to catch this before you got scared and shut it down. You were my evening entertainment while I ate my one dish meal! You are always incredibly honest and yet still very entertaining! Thanks for entertaining me tonight!! :-)
ReplyDeleteYaaay! Dinner with Stork & D. ;)
DeleteLOVE it!!!! And YES you did forget a step of the macarena. And I'm disappointed there was no humming along hahaha! LOOOOOOVE your face!
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit I love you. Enough said. "River of Sperm"--wasn't that a Billy Joel album in the 90s? I will happily let you blow your second hand smoke at me any time. It's been like 2 days since you've posted another blog entry. I'm going through major Stork withdrawl.
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