Monday, January 13, 2014

Drunken Vampire

Happy Monday my magic mistresses of uterine mayhem.

It has been more than a week since my last confession.  I throw myself at the mercy of the court.

In a manner referencing the great Mickey Rourke pre-plastic surgery binge, I am 9 1/2 weeks (10 on Wednesday holy shit me.) The only thing I have in common with that movie is my ability and willingness to blindly eat whatever the fridge presents me, though I can assure you it is in no way sexy.

I am pregnant.  This hasn't really sunk in yet.  I'm thinking once I get to.. what.. 14 weeks?  I can breathe and stop considering it a 'waiting game' and let the full on bliss set in.  I realize this is obnoxious and that some people are going to read that and go "you're pregnant, enjoy it you moron".. Totes get it because that's basically what I used to think.. You know what it's like?  It's like being the nerdy outcast in High School and then finally, finally your senior year the captain of the football team you've been coveting for four years asks you to prom.  YES you are feeling blissful and this is what you've been waiting for - but there's that damn realist heart-guard side of yourself that keeps whispering 'he may just want to dump pigs blood on you...'

ANYHOO.

I am going to talk about being pregnant in here.  Love me still, please.  For the most part I just anticipate shenanigans. If you need to take a step back do it and I totally get it - if you don't or can muster up some bravery, please do! I am NOT GOING TO SIT AT THE FERTILE TABLE.  Do you hear me?!  YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME.

::ahem::

Either the experience of pregnancy is truly an individual experience, or no one explained it to me right - other than the obvious shit like "hey, your boobs are going to get veiny and hurt, eventually".

So I'm realizing that my description will probably have no relevance whatsoever to how it's going to feel for you, but I'll give it to you anyway.

Pregnancy thus far - at least the first 9 1/2 weeks - is basically like being a drunk, a vampire, and/or a drunk vampire.


(Source.)

Initially you are mostly drunk - without the fun high, unless we're counting the high of knowing WHY you feel like ass.

Your stomach is iffy.  You would like to vomit a never ending river but at the same time, maybe eat a burrito.

Mysteriously your sense of balance and sage wisdom goes completely out the door, and you are left a blob of muttering animal instincts.

You have two emotions: giggly or weepy.  And that's when you can get it up to show an emotion assuming you are not too closely circling vomit river.

THERE IS NO LONGER A PLACE ON THIS EARTH WHERE YOU COULDN'T FALL ASLEEP.

Then the transformation begins.

A third emotion is added to the mix and that emotion is BLIND RAGE.  You cannot imagine what you ever found appealing about going out during the day and mixing with humans.

Unbelievable 'seriously, is she okay?  should she be driving?' exhaustion still plagues you during the day, and sleeping for any length of time at night becomes an impossible dream.

Food occasionally tastes like pointless ash, and blood becomes something you are on constant, constant look out for.

Those 'twinges' people describe - your uterus expanding actually feels like you have a big fat sunburn on the inside of your skin that someone is scratching.

You awake to newly enhanced spidey senses where you just no longer experience the world in the same way.  Oh - how do I know my husband is almost home?  BECAUSE I CAN SMELL HIM DRIVING DOWN THE STREET.



(I have never been so excited to be uncomfortable.  Bring on the second tri).

And on that note, here is Heisenberg as of this morning - had a VERY small, blink-and-you-miss-it, only-on-toilet-paper spotting on Sunday night (which I'm pretty sure is coming from the outside, not the inside) so he/she got a check up this morning just in case:


Heisenberg head down on right, crazy umbilical cord on left.

Dr Kickass pointed out he/she was MOVING which was a crazy, crazy thing to see... definitely hasn't fully computed that this is on the inside of my body but there you have it.

I go see OB tomorrow.  Crazy crazy crazy.













87 comments:

  1. It never really sunk in for me that I was actually pregnant. I was huge and waddling around and some stranger would ask me when I was due and it would take me a second to realize they were talkig to me. Thank you, imfertity. I hope it sinks in for you and you can be a blissed out uncomfortable and hormonal mess.
    Heisenberg is adorable :)

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    1. Imfertity? That's what I get for commenting from my phone.

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  2. Aw he/she is so cute like a little gummy bear :)

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  3. The worry/awe of it never goes away: I was literally pushing during labor and thinking "huh..there WAS a human in there-how about that! " try to savor what you can pregnancy goes by too fast but you don't realize it til it's over!

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    2. Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you every wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all, if willing and ever ready to be a full blooded vampire with powers and mighty great skills then these is the opportunity for you to get transformed and turned into a vampire, contact the mighty hindu priest and also he is a vampire lord, find him on his email and lay your request and heart wishes to him, trust me you will find him on: Vampirelordtransformerchanging@gmail.com or you can as well find me on my email kaithbradon@gmail.com. Be in peace and acquire powers.

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  4. I love this! I love your explanation and I love that Heisenberg was moving all over the place and you got to watch! How amazing!!

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  5. I attributed the first trimester to the worlds worst and longest hangover and there was no fun stories to tell.

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  6. Obviously I've never been there, but I'm not sure if you'll actually be comfortable at 14 weeks. Because then all you want to do is get to 24 weeks. But when you are there, you really want to get to 30 and 32 and 34, and then full-term at 37. I know I would be like that.

    Congratulations and I'm glad all is going well!

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  7. Yes, YES, to everything you just said, especially "You would like to vomit a never ending river but at the same time, maybe eat a burrito." That's me, all. the. time.

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  8. I'm 13 weeks and I'm still pinching myself that this is real...I'm thinking maybe by 16-20 weeks when I can feel the baby moving it might sink in a little better? I can't complain about the first trimester very much...I got off easy! But it is weird to finally be where you wanted to be so desperately for over three years...I'm not sure how to tell people, what to wear, if I can really let down my gaurd yet or if I should still be cautious, should I dare to think about cleaning out what will be the baby's room?, etc. Its a strange world these days. Glad H and you are doing well!

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  9. I feel the same as JenS. People smile at me in the grocery store just because of my belly, and strangers ask me questions about the due date, etc. all of the time. It takes me a minute to realize they're talking to me, and also, I feel weirdly like they've invaded my privacy. Like my pregnancy is a secret until I have a healthy baby in my arms, and they're ruining it by talking about it. Sigh. I need therapy.
    Anyway.... soon your hungover feeling and struggle as to whether you should eat a burrito or puke will turn into "just give me ALL the burritos, please!"
    I'm so glad things are going well. How cool to see the little guy/girl move for the first time on screen. Before you know it, you'll feel baby wriggling around in your belly!

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  10. So exciting! Glad everything is going well.

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  11. I know how you feel. 12 wks 2 day as of today and I'm still scared to hope that this pregnancy will make it. Maybe at week 14 things will change?

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  12. I'm so glad that things are going ok. I was worried after not hearing anything for a week! Yay for Heisenberg! I hope the worry fades and you are just left with the entertaining symptoms haha!

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  13. It never felt real for me with my son until he was born. I mean we had moments of "It's starting to get real," or " Wow, we might have a baby," but until I heard him cry all bets were off. It's both baffling and part of you waits to see if the other shoe will drop. I'm still feeling that way with this pregnancy, more so since nothing has gone wrong (yet?) which makes me feel bad. Like I'm looking a gift horse in the mouth. Anyway, I LOVE your description of the feeling better lol, but wanted to let you know you're not alone. SO GLAD the scan went well and things are progressing as they should! I am so happy for you :) (glitter and rainbow unicorn farts inserted here) Hoping all continues to go well!

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  14. It's been a while since I checked out your blog. I am so happy to see this news!! Congratulations!

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  15. My "lil one" as we referred to her when we saw her as a blinking blob at 6 weeks is now 6 YEARS old and I still worry, constantly, about her well being. I am still waiting for the pigs blood to reign down on all of us. That is what you call infertility trauma and through no amount of therapy have I shaken it. I am so grateful for my little girl, and yet I still view the world differently and the realities of how hard, unfair and cruel the world can be will never be lost on me. Grow Heisenberg grow. Cheering all of you on from New York! Keep taking deep breathes!

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  16. Yay 10 weeks! The reality that I was having a child didn't hit until I was getting undressed for my planned c-section. I did get somewhat used to the fact that I was pregnant but at some point during the third trimester I dropped on the ground thinking that I was going to try to do a push up and was amazed that My belly got in the way!

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  17. Ahhhhhhhhh! I am SO happy for you!!!! I have been stalking your site and I started to worry that you weren't writing for sad reasons, but I am so pleasantly surprised to see your post today. YAY!!!!! Your description of pregnancy is perfect, as is your description of why it is so very difficult to simply enjoy being pregnant when you have experienced major infertility struggles. You rock and I am so excited to keep reading!!!!!

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  18. It's weird I wonder if all pregnant women go through this. Not just infertile women. My sister had no problems getting pregnant at all, and she said she worried the whole pregnancy. I would vent to her, and she told me she always the same way that I did. It's so hard to embrace it, that I know. Just wait til that belly is popped and strangers come up to you and touch your belly...umm yeah that will happen, some ask and others just think they can touch you....wtf!!! I remember it finally felt real when I heard him cry. I know as crazy as that sounds, but it's true. But everyone is different, and I hope it happens for you soon. And you can embrace the little person growing inside of you. I know I wish I had embraced it more, but the past is past. You are amazing and are going to rock this pregnancy!!!!

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  19. i just started my own blog where i talk about my journey with ttc! come check it out =) myfertilitylife.blogspot.com

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  20. Wow! This post is so right on!

    I've popped over to your blog a few times from posts you've had featured on Mel's round up or from such thoughtful & kind comments you've left on other blogs...I just wanted to say a huge congratulations on your pregnancy! You mention maybe it all feeling real after 14 weeks? My daughter is almost 3 yo & I am STILL pinching myself...but if I can offer some unsolicited advice (get use to it, you're pregant, you're going to get tons of unsolicited advice!! ;) ) please try to find your bliss now...after miscarrying my 1st pregnancy, I worried my second away...before I knew it, I'd delivered & had spent the entire 39 weeks worried & scared. Now, knowing I will never be pregnant again, I wish I had given myself permission to really enjoy it all.

    Best wishes!

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  21. As you pointed out, symptoms are different for everyone so I am by no eans guessing the gender of your bean. (Which soon enough everyone and their gramma will want to be doing) But, just thought I'd share - I was so incredibly weepy with my girls, it was as if their estrogen quadrupled my own. With my son, I couldn't get my eyes to water! I remember watching a touching story about a family who had lost their 3 children, then miraculously concieved triplets. My husband was a hot mess, and I felt like a hot mess, but not one drop! It was crazeballs. Anyway, yes on everything else. I remember that, "I need to throw up but pizza and cake would be good to, zzzzz...." feeling.

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  22. So excited for you Jenny! (And sorry that it's taken me so long to read this and comment...) I can say that although I was a basket case for the first 14 weeks, it has gotten progressively less scary since then...

    And know that even when I don't log on, I am praying for you and little Heisenberg! (This chemist LOVES that nickname!)

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  23. Can you please, pretty please write a post about 'coming out' on Facebook? I'd love to hear your take on this. Please don't fade into oblivion Jenny!

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  47. Hi Everyone, am Lucy from USA,
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  48. Easy way transformation to be a real life human vampire? Whatever your desire, we can fulfill it! Contact our Mystical Vampire Kingdom at vampiretransform@gmail.com for help. Be sure you want it, because there's no turning back... Our highly skilled vampires can alter your very essence, turning you into a real vampire. contact email: vampiretransform@gmail.com for help.

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  56. I’m Young Walker from the United States, I want share with you how i became a vampire. this something i have dream of all my life and i said to myself that i we do and give anything to belong to this family. Today with the help of Mr. Doyle am a full member of that family today. All i need was a blood to turn and him provided me with that and today and stronger, faster, hear from afar and many other qualities all thanks to him. If you dream of becoming one here is his contacts worldpowerfulvampire@gmail.com, or call agent cell number +2348073688823

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  59. I’m a vampire and i know you will be surprise to think that
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  60. Hi Everyone, I'm Janette Smith This was how i become VAMPIRES i got a guy from the internet called Mr Frid who was a VAMPIRE so i told him i would love to become VAMPIRES so he he give me this email address vampirelordcenter@yahoo.com to contact the vampire lord which i did immediately and in the next 3 days i got a ring and blood sample through the DHL which I took the blood i drank it according to the instruction he gave to me and in the next 30 minutes i turned into a VAMPIRE so if you interested in becoming a VAMPIRE kindly contact the vampire lord vampirelordcenter@yahoo.com contact him now

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  61. Welcome to ( New-World Vampire Kingdom). Do you want to be a vampire,still in human,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten mines time to a human again, with out delaying in a good human posture. A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walking at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the human vampire virus to perform in a good posture.if you are interested contact us on vampireincantations@gmail.com

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  65. I am Joel.T from United States, Vampire is Real and is not all like in the movies or book. I turn into a vampire any time i want and i like being a vampire because is full of interesting things. Do you want to have Fame, Have power and influence over many things, to be charming and desirable, to have wealth, you will have a secured life, health and longevity? Contact the Vampire Screed today and become one of us on williamdewitt06@gmail.com

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  68. Hello friends out there my name is Jerome Samson am a vampire i was born in California I'm 42years old i love being a vampire because i always get what i want i have initiate allot of friends and family member, young and old ,if you have interest and you want to be a rich and powerful vampire you are free to email us i can turn you and you will be one of us. Fame, money,power, anything you want will defiantly be yours contact Richvampirekindom@gmail.com today and be one of us or you can call on +233541426639
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  69. I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful man and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded man in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their email. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email worldofvampir@hotmail.com

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  70. I want share with you how i became a vampire. this something i have dream of all my life and i said to myself that i we do and give anything to belong to this family. Today with the help of DR george am a full member of that family today. All i need was a blood to turn and him provided me with that and today and stronger, faster, hear from afar and many other qualities all thanks to him . If you dream of becoming one here is his contacts drgeorge2580@gmail.com

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  71. Plz contact tomyjoshwa@gmail.com to be a real vampire.ok

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  72. Hello friend i want to say u that there is no one here to help u to became vampire.cos i tried all of them.all are spameres.they will first say that they want to export blood.and they want exporting fees.and then they go with ur money.some of them also send some medicine to u.that not make u vampire.that is a some kind of poison to make u mad.i tried to became vampire last eight years and i find a man i man.and now i have his mail id also.i pleaded him so much and at last he agreed to make other people vampire.now he is changing people to vampire.but not all people if he think that u really want one, he will help u.he is not exporting his blood to u he will change u into one like this.
    A vampire is most commonly formed when another vampire kills a human by nearly draining them of blood but leaving a certain small amount behind. Once the victim’s heart has stopped the vampire introduces his own blood into the victims system.  The vampires blood contains the supernatural vampirical demonic virus which re-sequences the humans DNA thereby transforming their cells into something similar to cancer cells except stable in nature. It is this similarity to cancer cells that gives them their immortality since cancer cells are immortal.  The process isn’t instant and often takes 24-48 hours during which time the pre-vampire is clinically dead. You'll die in the process & come back to life as a new turned vampire.if u fear then u cant do it.i am not forcing u to contact him.i am saying u there is no one other than him turning people into vampire.if u belive this contact him in this mail id

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