Friday, October 5, 2012

G-d help us all, I'm posting a video.

Yes indeed, kids, Jabba the hut had a love child with Rodney Dangerfield and it is I... (is it a wonder I can't procreate?)

Depending on my drug-induced bravery this could be up anywhere between 10 seconds and forever.  Get it while you can.

Sidenote, this is indeed my first adventure into webcamland as I had no takers on my Sex Webcumming site even when I offered to pay them.  Only for you people.



Now let's see if this works... And I'm sure whatever frozen image of me it has decided to display is PRICELESS.

Yup... Now that I've published it I see it... priceless indeed....

I am doing this because I want to see videos of all of you in your live glory!  I am jumping naked into the pool.  Join me it's a tad bit nipply.

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  1. You are the cutest! I Love your FACE! Keep it on here.

    I think you went a little British with "spitting image"


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    1. Hahaha! I'mma tryin' to keep it on, I'mma tryin.. We'll see how long the bravery lasts..

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  2. I frickacking adore you! I am so glad I made it within the ten minutes and I am so glad you did the challenge. I laughed out loud when you were answering the questions. You will see if you watch mine I have a few different answers. So much fun, and I love your dogs.

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    1. I ADORE YOU. YOU ARE A REAL PERSON WITH A VOICE - MY HEAD HAS BEEN BLOWN.

      I was unfamiliar with 'trolley'. I thought trolley was just those old school trolley carts like in San Fran. Perhaps I will jump on the trolley & start using that word and make people think I'm fancy.. I like it.

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  3. OMG...pissing myself....HILARIOUS!!! You are beautiful...your eyes are gorgeous...I don't care what you say about them....I'm actually almost tempted to do this one post but I'll have the camera aimed at anything but me...Or maybe a picture of me from 20 years ago :)

    I love this and definitely think you should leave it right where it is!

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    1. DO IT. Even if for a limited time viewing! I want to see.. The couple that I've seen of people it's an internet orgasm putting voices and faces with blogs. ORGASM.

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  4. "I call two of them dead." I actually laughed aloud! So glad I got to see this before you took it down. You're absolutely adorable in all your dry sarcasm. Love it!

    Also, sorry to hear about your appointment today, but I'm looking forward to reading about which subdivision you fall within the county of sucky-ness.

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    1. I am currently in the 'there's still some hope, let's ship your husband to Mass for a test' subdivision.. It's at least a little fancier than the pure-suck section of town.

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  5. Haha! Love it! Soooo glad you posted it and glad I managed to see it before you took it down. Quit insulting your eyes and your "fat" (which I do not believe exists)...you are beautiful!

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  6. OMG do NOT take this down!!! It made my day!! You are way too funny!! And you have amazing eyes and are not fat at all...you rock lady!!

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    1. Thank you!! I'll leave it up for a bit.. admit it though, the eyes are unsettling. ;)

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  7. Do it again do it again! I think I missed it

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  8. Woohoo! I made it within the 10 minutes :) You are too cute!!

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    1. Thank ya thank ya! My already rotund head is going to get even larger. ;)

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  9. Your video is great! You are so cute and your eyes are gorge.

    Really sorry there was a 1.5-hr long convo of how much you're screwed...will have to update us. :(

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    1. Thaaaaankfully I love my Doctor and I left feeling more hopeful than the last visit. The very entering of that building made my blood pressure go up though! Sheesh I really do have PTSD

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  10. Ah, love you Stork! And love your video. I was totally smiling through the whole thing. :) <-- See me smiling here?

    I saw this video prompt thing on another blog too but I haven't listened to it yet...now I can't resist popping over to have a listen. And I have to say, when I read the prompts on the other blog, I didn't know what the answer to the rain question was either. I would have said rain too.

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    1. Yaaaaay smiling!

      Do it. You know you want to.

      Maybe it means.. storm?

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  11. "In case you hear licking in the background ..."!!!! Dying ...

    Love your beautiful big expressive eyes!

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    1. Thank you! They are not my favorite thing - they make me look like I'm confused a good 99% of the time when really I'm confused only about 90% of the time. ;)

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  12. Wow you are a legend my dear!! and beautiful! sorry your apt had so many layers of screwed. bastards!

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  13. You are hilarious AND beautiful! I literally laughed out loud in many places. We are all many layers of screwed, aren't we?

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  14. Brave. Not sure I would post a video.

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    1. I think I'm having a moment of insanity... but I'm also kind of mentally approaching the 'fuck it' point with this blogging, trying to figure out the most disastrous scenario of being identified and I can't really come up with any that aren't silly..

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  15. I've been stalking for a while, and watching you has prompted me to comment! I LOVE your humour, it's so dry, and really similar to my own! But then I'm British, so it's kind of our thing!

    Anyway, I'm sorry that I've found your blog under such shitty circumstances, but I really enjoy your posts, I am so glad I had the balls to comment, instead of being a shady silent stalker!

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    1. Hey there lurky lurky lurker! YAY for out of the shadows..

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  16. Ahhh I love hearing your voice! As a speech pathologist I lurrrve hearing different accents/dialects. To me, an upstate New Yorker, you don't have much of an accent, and yet we all do have "accents". I guess ours are just too similar. Fun! But I'm way too wimpy to post a vid. :(

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    1. Don't be wimpy! Gets some guts, girl! Share with the world..

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  17. You have a slight west coast accent on some words. In the south we call shopping carts "buggies" and when it rains while the sunshine is out, they say its the devil beating his wife. I don't understand why but it's what I've heard all my life.

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    1. Therrrre's the term for rain while the sun is out... That has to be the only other one..

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  18. Forgive me if you've already 'splained this, but how did you pick Boston to send Bub to? It seems like on the interwebs that CCRM in Denver is the holy grail as far as that subdivision of suckatude goes...

    I'm disappointed that I missed the head shot...

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    1. Yes! Denver is the infertility grail. However, the test Bub is having done is for men who have inexplicably poor fertilization during IVF, or diabetic men with poor fertilization (he's the latter). And this test is experimental and the treatment is experimental - but the test for that is only in Massachusetts right now.

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  19. Holy crap. You are so funny!! I died about the licking. Died. P.S. I'm sorry about your craptastic appointment. Hugs to you!!!

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    1. Thank you lovely! And a hearty slap to your behind!

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  20. From one woman with giant eyes to another, you are beautiful. Do you ever notice that people mirror you and your giant eyes. For example, when you talk their eyes begin to open and get bigger and bigger and bigger? It is at this point that I am aware that I need to reel my eyes back in. I'm sorry to hear about the sucktastic appointment. I hope that this test in Massachusetts can shed some light on your IF situation.

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    1. Hahaha! Yaaaay, my bug-eyed sister! Indeed, I find that people mirror them or start searching them to try to see who is operating them... Like if they look close enough they'll actually see the hamster running the wheel...

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