Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Is There Anybody Out There?

Hey there.


It has been... forever.

I have a baby. She is delicious.

And I need to start writing again for my own sanity, and because I've been writing things in my head for months now and then losing them and then rewriting some more.

Things to talk about:

1. Her birth story.
2. My Post partum depression story (and oh boy is it a doozy).
3. The unexpected departure of my gallbladder.
4. What pregnancy/birth does to a marriage.
5. Oh yeah, and parenting.

I want to get to writing ASAP... My one hurdle is that when she's awake and sees a laptop, she goes face diving for it and wants to type, and if removed from said laptop she will have an epic breakdown of biblical proportions. So if in the middle of a story you see AEPOIujdaspoiaoweurp8HG!!!!!!!!!!!! That is why.

But I don't really know if anybody follows this anymore? So hello - you out there? Somewhere?


  1. We're still here and would love to hear what you've been up to. :)

  2. Good to see you again!! What is it with babies and tech? I swear they pop out texting these days!!

  3. Wow! It's been a long ass time. Congrats on baby girl's safe arrival. I can't wait to hear whatever you want to share, whenever you want to share it.

  4. Here but not here. I haven't looked at my own blog in months but have been missing it. Whilst checking out the territory, I saw your post - so Hi!!!

  5. I'm here and I wanna hear alllll about it!

  6. I'm out here. The magic of the RSS feed!

  7. Belated congratulations on the arrival of baby girl. I'm here, I'm interested. Your voice has been missed.

  8. Longtime lurker here who is very excited to see you back! During the time you were away I finally got pregnant, too (due 4/11), so I anxiously await reading about your experiences!

  9. Still here! Can't wait to hear about all of the above.

  10. Glad to see you back! I know what you mean about not being able to write with a LO. Lucy's 5mo old and I can barely blog anymore. I look forward to reading whenever you can write.

  11. You know we're all still here, waiting with baited breath for your return. Didn't know it was going to be almost a whole year!

  12. We're here! Corky we love you and we want you to live! (Waiting for Guffman, anyone?)
    What baby does to a marriage - holy F. Yeah, let's write about that.

  13. Still here lady! Waiting anxiously for your next post. :-)

  14. I have you on FB but still here and would love to see you post more if you find the time :) I struggle with the time and children-tech-magnet myself.

  15. Hello! Looking forward to more of your stories, so don't just disappear again (people do that a lot in the blogosphere). Surely that kid has to sleep sometime, and it's not like you need sleep/food/showers/time for your husband, right? :)

  16. Still here! Can't wait to keep reading :)

  17. I would love to hear your thoughts about all of the above. :-)

  18. You're back!! Can't wait to read more posts again!

  19. Still here! Can't wait to read the upcoming posts :)

  20. I'm here! And happy to see you back! Looking forward to catching up with you.

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