tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post8883047132180438758..comments2023-10-20T00:57:09.883-07:00Comments on Stupid Stork: Happy Vagiversary! And Seeecrets....Stupid Storkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-12968171916086525492012-07-19T03:49:20.784-07:002012-07-19T03:49:20.784-07:00Born without a womb definitely sucks!!! You howeve...Born without a womb definitely sucks!!! You however are hilarious!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-32982473801231356572012-07-15T15:14:21.189-07:002012-07-15T15:14:21.189-07:00Helloooo there, new friend!
Welcome to bloggy wor...Helloooo there, new friend!<br /><br />Welcome to bloggy world. I am a newbie, too. Let's shake in fear together.<br /><br />August! It's getting close...Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-53948235112413570322012-07-15T15:02:36.954-07:002012-07-15T15:02:36.954-07:00Hello, new follower here! Wow, you were so young,...Hello, new follower here! Wow, you were so young, poor thing. I was one of those sad 16 or 17 year olds who had to go to the endocrinologist to get a period, and that's probably part of the reason I am now caught up in this IF mess (plus severe MFI). I am loving your voice and your blog. It's nice to laugh in a time that can feel so very depressing. I'm about to begin IVF in August, and have started blogging as a way to stay sane. God knows the TTC message boards drove me crazy, but the blogosphere is more my speed. I look forward to more of your posts, and good luck on this journey!road2ourbabyhttp://road2ourbaby.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-27565144106837714542012-07-12T12:44:23.659-07:002012-07-12T12:44:23.659-07:00YAY for fantastic 90s dresses! What a bummer.
An...YAY for fantastic 90s dresses! What a bummer.<br /><br />Animal crossing has been a welcome distraction.. I can't procreate but I can fish. Damnit.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-67988601598332260552012-07-12T12:19:31.507-07:002012-07-12T12:19:31.507-07:00I remember being 11 and getting mine & crying ...I remember being 11 and getting mine & crying in my mom's doorway at midnight over it. I believe two days later I had to start middle school and I had picked out a fantastic 90s dress with smiley faces all over it so I was super bummed. I love your blog & I will email you one of my secrets.<br />PS. I'm a few months away from 29 and I play Animal Crossing. Even have the guide book! You're never too old for games.Iydkmigthtkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10806786595303080287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-16167549063922325032012-07-12T10:13:22.658-07:002012-07-12T10:13:22.658-07:00OMG I love it. That is SO classy.OMG I love it. That is SO classy.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-21082605829835680462012-07-12T10:13:05.734-07:002012-07-12T10:13:05.734-07:00Holy shit! I didn't even know that was really...Holy shit! I didn't even know that was really a thing! That's a thing? Woah I'm sorry. That DOES suck.<br /><br />You're right it's a shittastic IF world whatever way you look at it.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-49260061595953414762012-07-12T06:22:41.935-07:002012-07-12T06:22:41.935-07:00I don't remember the exact date but I do remem...I don't remember the exact date but I do remember I was 13 years old and found our in a MacDonald's loo cubical. Classy.Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02655205298951083138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-84604175634249464182012-07-12T02:44:00.693-07:002012-07-12T02:44:00.693-07:00Just found your blog on the ICLW list so paying an...Just found your blog on the ICLW list so paying an early visit, happy period anniversary! Sorry it has let you down so badly, nasty cow AF! I must say that does suck having to go through periods every month and still be infertile. I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but as someone who never got a period and was told at 18 that I ‘will never have kids’ am afraid you’re just never too young to hear those words, never too young to not care and at 29 still not used to it, still wish I had a period so I had some, however tiny, hope of carrying my own baby! It truly sucks that we are all in this bugger of an IF world, however we are in it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-40689057991599960002012-07-11T20:37:46.647-07:002012-07-11T20:37:46.647-07:00That period is an evil twat. (Literally).That period is an evil twat. (Literally).Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-85263997319917746392012-07-11T20:37:02.535-07:002012-07-11T20:37:02.535-07:00Lol yesss, Mr. T is WONDERFUL. And indeed, he is ...Lol yesss, Mr. T is WONDERFUL. And indeed, he is my lady friend. ;)Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-45977225319447085812012-07-11T19:38:50.104-07:002012-07-11T19:38:50.104-07:00Happy Vagiversary! I don't remember the date ...Happy Vagiversary! I don't remember the date of mine but I do distinctly remeber events of said date. I was 12, my Mom picked me up from school, I came home and went to use the toilet. Looked down at my underwear and yelled, "Noooo!!!" My mom panicked, asking what was wrong and I just went on about how life was so unfair. <br /><br />Even at 12 yrs old I knew how bitchy my period would end up being...18 yrs later and I'm still curled up in a little ball whenever she decides to F up my day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-70210783475584671092012-07-11T19:20:35.116-07:002012-07-11T19:20:35.116-07:00Hello, Dahling! I can't believe you remember t...Hello, Dahling! I can't believe you remember the exact DAY of the celebration of your menstruation! All I remember of mine is Mom allowing me to stay home from school, it being winter in upstate NY and her driving me to NJ to visit my cousins, the weather getting so bad we couldn't drive home that night, me sleeping in an oversized nightgown belonging to my Aunt and trying to disguise my pads and obvious cramping from my younger female cousins as we all slept in sleeping bags on the living room floor! See, useless shit stuck in my brain all these years later. BTW, are you planning on loaning out Mr. T or just gloating in front of us? Lemme guess, male girlfriend? I really want more male girlfriends. That's one of my secrets. I'll be sharing more on Sunday! Mwah!butterpeanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-31015446313403072522012-07-11T17:14:52.856-07:002012-07-11T17:14:52.856-07:00Oh you got a secret.. I can sense it! Maybe just ...Oh you got a secret.. I can sense it! Maybe just something awful you once thought that you didn't say out loud.<br /><br />I have a shit ton of those, btw.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-9942069870510882432012-07-11T16:40:03.872-07:002012-07-11T16:40:03.872-07:00Happy Vagiversary! I am super impressed you remem...Happy Vagiversary! I am super impressed you remember yours! I don't have the faintest clue when mine is (I just know I was 12) <br /><br />I've been trying all day to think of some secret about myself for Secret Sunday but can't think of anything I haven't already told (unfortunately I was born lacking a secret vault). Now that I've announced that, so much for anyone ever telling me a secret anymore lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-61528978863612873792012-07-11T14:26:58.963-07:002012-07-11T14:26:58.963-07:00My friends are Amazeballs, USA.
You can participa...My friends are Amazeballs, USA.<br /><br />You can participate. Oh youuuuu can participate.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-43957866630378503692012-07-11T14:26:13.888-07:002012-07-11T14:26:13.888-07:00Sadly, it did not. BOO.
I will remind. Remind, ...Sadly, it did not. BOO.<br /><br />I will remind. Remind, harass, it's all the same thing.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-52569427547477524892012-07-11T14:25:39.107-07:002012-07-11T14:25:39.107-07:00I'm so happy you are on the fun drugs! Yay fu...I'm so happy you are on the fun drugs! Yay fun drugs!<br /><br />You have filthy dirty secrets. Don't think I don't know.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-20580121033598671652012-07-11T14:24:53.665-07:002012-07-11T14:24:53.665-07:00You have secrets I CAN FEEL IT.
I know, I know. ...You have secrets I CAN FEEL IT.<br /><br />I know, I know. 7-11, that's how I remember. And I remember the day I lost my virginity (and that silence of the lambs was playing in the background). Can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday, but I can remember this.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-49486522932723715362012-07-11T14:21:16.789-07:002012-07-11T14:21:16.789-07:00Ugh, that's supposed to say I was in a bad fun...Ugh, that's supposed to say I was in a bad funk haha...not WISH! Doh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-35756736084679661052012-07-11T14:19:45.126-07:002012-07-11T14:19:45.126-07:00Omg I love this post!! Happy Vagiversary!! Your fr...Omg I love this post!! Happy Vagiversary!! Your friend sounds pretty amazing :-) Doesn't surprise me though, 'cuz you're amazing! I'm glad you're making progress. It took me awhile after IVF...I tell ya. I wish in a bad funk. You're doing great hun! One step at a time. Hugs and lots of love. Enjoy your day!!<br />Oh, and I think Secret Sunday sounds like a great idea! Gosh, I don't know if I could participate though LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-20842071661775474432012-07-11T14:17:48.324-07:002012-07-11T14:17:48.324-07:00Right? That smarmy bitch.Right? That smarmy bitch.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-55127469371939643062012-07-11T14:17:29.401-07:002012-07-11T14:17:29.401-07:00I successfully put on make up AND clothes, but jus...I successfully put on make up AND clothes, but just stopped shy of straightening my hair. Progress, I say!<br /><br />Think of a secret or I will punch you in the ovary. (was that harsh?)Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-8015259253927452362012-07-11T14:16:38.144-07:002012-07-11T14:16:38.144-07:00Congratulations on 21 years of periods! I hope yo...Congratulations on 21 years of periods! I hope your brunch included bloody marys. <br /><br />I am totally in for Secret Sunday but I might need a reminder~JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08577406300791210285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-54086637838124579342012-07-11T14:16:29.794-07:002012-07-11T14:16:29.794-07:00Gracias love - it was delightful and full of silli...Gracias love - it was delightful and full of silliness. ;)Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.com