tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post3906364218534200005..comments2023-10-20T00:57:09.883-07:00Comments on Stupid Stork: Talking to MirrorsStupid Storkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-72711819849467624762012-11-12T15:59:42.717-08:002012-11-12T15:59:42.717-08:00My 13 yr old shih-tzu was a gay space dragon for H...My 13 yr old shih-tzu was a gay space dragon for Halloween, so he voted for Obama. Our cats are 17 and 9 and need all the help they can get, so they definitely voted for Obama. But our 5 yr old jack-a-pug-chihuaua Skittles is a dope. So she voted for Romney.<br /><br />Whew, relieved to know I am not the only one who talks to themselves in the mirror. I like to pretend I am being interviewed on NPR as an expert. Since I'm not an expert on anything I usually just end up rambling about random opinions but a good mirror session is like balm for the soul, afterwards I feel cleansed and ready to face the world.<br /><br />Gonna read the post about your Dad. I have a feeling I will be moved. Your writing is so powerful, awesome, smart and funny. No surprise you have so many followers! Plus those folks are just the Blogger people, we word pressers must make up at least another 90!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-73264407614884431812012-11-10T17:28:04.220-08:002012-11-10T17:28:04.220-08:00Just so you know, Logan watched one of the debates...Just so you know, Logan watched one of the debates with me and shot the evil eye at Romney and moved to the side Obama was on for the rest of the time. He definitely votes.Iydkmigthtkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10806786595303080287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-85616284978271976852012-11-10T11:24:12.516-08:002012-11-10T11:24:12.516-08:00Haha I try, I try...Haha I try, I try...Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-85466758017573002162012-11-10T11:24:04.664-08:002012-11-10T11:24:04.664-08:00There are T-shirts that say bark for Obama! Holy ...There are T-shirts that say bark for Obama! Holy shiznit let me find it someone just put the picture up a little bit ago...<br /><br />http://submerged.blogspot.com/2012/11/recovery-day-6.html<br /><br />BOOM.<br /><br />I have gone my whole life unaware of the smartie divide!<br /><br />I am sooooo jealous. I have never ever ever been to Germany and I keep trying to talk Bub into it because he has relatives somewhere there. LET'S GO. And if that's not possible maybe we should get a map, point to the most middle location providing that it's not water, and MEET.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-3614597293164158642012-11-10T11:21:42.160-08:002012-11-10T11:21:42.160-08:00Lurker! Lurker! THERE you arrrre!
Please pop o...Lurker! Lurker! THERE you arrrre! <br /><br />Please pop out of the shadows occasionally, I'm nice I promise. Let's make out.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-27206299393154801302012-11-10T11:20:44.078-08:002012-11-10T11:20:44.078-08:00I didn't know that! Holy Ishmael. While I hav...I didn't know that! Holy Ishmael. While I have a box of sex toys, I do not know what a jingle ball is?! sounds festive...<br /><br />Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-10324303866132823182012-11-10T11:19:24.798-08:002012-11-10T11:19:24.798-08:00I have never heard that one! I am so jealous that...I have never heard that one! I am so jealous that all of these people got to live in Europe at some point... ::sigh:: it's on my to-do-list.<br /><br />And jumping jehosephat girl start a blog! start a blog!!! I shall be your first follower, scouts honor.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-8902998521852182072012-11-10T11:18:28.405-08:002012-11-10T11:18:28.405-08:00Right back at ya she-of-griswolds.Right back at ya she-of-griswolds.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-22699095348957314802012-11-10T10:33:31.397-08:002012-11-10T10:33:31.397-08:00honey you are the most bad ass Chickie of them all...honey you are the most bad ass Chickie of them all!!!Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04080529677449655463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-41526022485729135492012-11-10T09:48:31.853-08:002012-11-10T09:48:31.853-08:00Barking for Obama, you should have had doggy t'...Barking for Obama, you should have had doggy t's made up with that on.<br /><br />I got the exciting care package too. Wonderful wasn't it. I have never had US smarties before. We have the chocolate ones too and as a child they were my favorites. I used to separate all of the colours and then eat them a colour at a time always eating the orange ones last because they were the nicest. http://www.smarties.co.uk/home/ Maybe you need a care package of these so you can taste the UK stylee ones. <br /><br />Ich liebe dich auch. My father works in Germany twice a year, and I spent many holidays there when I was a child. It is one of my favorite places to visit. Have you been? Lets go together some time and eat our body weight in sausage. <br /><br /><br /><br />Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02655205298951083138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-39788793519224354412012-11-10T03:09:31.849-08:002012-11-10T03:09:31.849-08:00Mysterious, non commenting, lurker here. Just pee...Mysterious, non commenting, lurker here. Just peeking out of the shadows to say Hi. <br /><br />Love, love, love this little corner of blog world. So happy you are here.<br /><br />Ummmm, is that too much? Willies and bums. And Poo. And back I go...Mrs Stonehttp://makingpebbles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-12379797746443798832012-11-10T02:35:44.609-08:002012-11-10T02:35:44.609-08:00Gay weddings will soooo help the economy and Mitt ...Gay weddings will soooo help the economy and Mitt is a twat for not seeing it! do you know what has helped Britain out of recession in the last quarter? Olympics, sure, but mainly a massive rise in sales of sex toys due to 50 shades!! apparently the sale of jiggle balls went up over 200%! so the answer? David Cameron 's austerity? nah. fucking!!<br />stork you are an incredibly important voice for we who are silently (or not so silently!) sadAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-60292837143456938592012-11-09T16:01:21.350-08:002012-11-09T16:01:21.350-08:00Yours was one of the first blogs I started reading...Yours was one of the first blogs I started reading when I finally decided to start searching the internet for some infertility support. I am so glad I did. I found other blogs through you talking about them. I even think about starting my own blog just so I can be friends with some of you ladies. But then I just feel like a weird stalker.<br /><br />Oh, my favorite German word is "ausfahrt". It means exit which isn't very interesting, but clearly I only like it because I have the maturity of a 5th grader and it makes me giggle. I lived in Berlin for 6 months and I would see this word constantly and I giggled every time, never got old.Jensnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-91052197458470425182012-11-09T14:10:42.672-08:002012-11-09T14:10:42.672-08:00Fabulous wedding planning at that.
Fabulous wedding planning at that.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-88503584257255285602012-11-09T14:10:28.190-08:002012-11-09T14:10:28.190-08:00Holy Moley. That picture is AMAZING! Love you Stor...Holy Moley. That picture is AMAZING! Love you Storkey Stork. A whole lotta much!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01994163573776780090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-30251636943669779862012-11-09T12:44:59.835-08:002012-11-09T12:44:59.835-08:00You are so crazy and wonderful and lovely and one ...You are so crazy and wonderful and lovely and one of these days you're going to open the door and before you know what's happening be leaped upon by a crazy californian.<br /><br />YESS! DO IT!!! ENDLESS band names in the German language, apparently...Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-29964770716232722812012-11-09T12:43:43.385-08:002012-11-09T12:43:43.385-08:00I am confident my dogs would bark obama. CONFIDEN...I am confident my dogs would bark obama. CONFIDENT. <br /><br />That picture made me die - DIE. It's the smug look on that bald eagle.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-13200720387003591712012-11-09T12:42:26.597-08:002012-11-09T12:42:26.597-08:00WHAT?! A different kind of smarties? A liberal c...WHAT?! A different kind of smarties? A liberal canadian chocolate kind!? Sounds good. The sugar tablets are pretty damn good though....and they do make you smarter. Sunshinehttp://befriendingmyovaries.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-28575297318141420912012-11-09T12:31:04.377-08:002012-11-09T12:31:04.377-08:00My dear, from the moment I read my first post of y...My dear, from the moment I read my first post of yours I knew you were going places. You bring something so very special to this community, it's amazing that number isn't a million by now. I anxiously check my reader for your posts. No matter the subject, there is always a smile somewhere in there...and everyone needs at least one smile a day. Don't EVER stop writing here....I'm begging you...<br /><br />PS I'm going to start pumping my German friend for random weird words to send you...she's good for that kind of stuff...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-13440583240264672342012-11-09T12:18:22.699-08:002012-11-09T12:18:22.699-08:00Oh! My hubby is obsessed with Canadian smarties! H...Oh! My hubby is obsessed with Canadian smarties! His family has a cabin up there, so he's been eating them all his life :-) He says they are better...idk.. :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-5126283436136342522012-11-09T12:17:05.692-08:002012-11-09T12:17:05.692-08:00LOL, that pic is awesome!!
Aww, that's so nic...LOL, that pic is awesome!! <br />Aww, that's so nice you got a care package :-D<br />I did see a link somewhere for finding out who your pet would vote for haha. I can't find it now though, darn!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-12074914583225905372012-11-09T11:46:33.957-08:002012-11-09T11:46:33.957-08:00There is an international difference in Smarties! ...There is an international difference in Smarties! Ours would be the powdered sugar tablets that come in a roll (and make you smarter - it's just science).<br /><br />And also - HAHAHAHAHAHA... OMG. I LITERALLY make a habit of shouting Ich Liebe Dich to Bub on the regular.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-10409632355292163502012-11-09T11:45:12.656-08:002012-11-09T11:45:12.656-08:00WHAT THE... OMG. My new favorite word.WHAT THE... OMG. My new favorite word.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-45288166022000028692012-11-09T11:44:05.890-08:002012-11-09T11:44:05.890-08:00Hahaha Jenn I'm gonna meet the hell out of you...Hahaha Jenn I'm gonna meet the hell out of you IF ONLY for the motorboating.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-32856124232444339922012-11-09T11:42:34.118-08:002012-11-09T11:42:34.118-08:00When you say Smarties, do you mean the powdered su...When you say Smarties, do you mean the powdered sugar tablets that come in a roll or the colourful candy-coated chocolate delights that come in a box? Apparently Americans and Canadians differ in what they call a Smartie and it has created much confusion in my home. <br /><br />Also: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67brmXLH21qch3jpo1_500.jpgJennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14101535107377688458noreply@blogger.com