tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post1206466726253180735..comments2023-10-20T00:57:09.883-07:00Comments on Stupid Stork: Sex is the New BlackStupid Storkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-77626315818012138472020-01-25T13:09:04.352-08:002020-01-25T13:09:04.352-08:00
DO YOU WISH TO BE A VAMPIRE OR YOU WANT POWERS AN...<br />DO YOU WISH TO BE A VAMPIRE OR YOU WANT POWERS AND PROTECTION COME AND BE AMONG THE VAMPIRES KINGDOM TODAY AND YOU GET WHAT EVER YOU DESIRE CONTACT LORD SHAKA AT (jamessuccessfultemple45@gmail.com)<br />Being a vampire has certain limitations, but it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. One thing you will definitely have more of is time. Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted to. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV This is going to be especially fun if you turned to share your life with one of us. Let us show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, visit the African safari. You no longer need to be scared of nature or wildlife you will have become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed. Explore, experiment, experience and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire, you can do it all, if willing and ever ready to be a full blooded vampire with powers and mighty great skills then these is the opportunity for you to get transformed and turned into a vampire, contact the mighty Lord Shaka and also he is a vampire lord, find him on his email and lay your request and heart wishes to him, trust me you will find him on;(jamessuccessfultemple45@gmail.com).Steve Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16293026524089511696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-16086164983606323262012-07-13T12:07:50.131-07:002012-07-13T12:07:50.131-07:00ABSOLUTELY. In hindsight I got all hopped up on h...ABSOLUTELY. In hindsight I got all hopped up on hormones and spent money just for FUN.<br /><br />Thanks! I feel as though the stork is both dopey, and yet somehow judging us...Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-19957065147935995442012-07-13T08:36:07.118-07:002012-07-13T08:36:07.118-07:00"(Admittedly, knowing what I know now, I woul..."(Admittedly, knowing what I know now, I would've been a bigger whore in high school)."<br /><br />HA! RIGHT? (Thinks of all the money spent on birth control)<br /><br />I love that stupid stork picture, it's ridiculous/awesome.S.Z.B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01237269730816170413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-67465737885478625652012-07-10T15:08:19.639-07:002012-07-10T15:08:19.639-07:00Glad I made you giggle, sweet cheeks!
And HAHAHA ...Glad I made you giggle, sweet cheeks!<br /><br />And HAHAHA I wrote one while you were reading. Sucker.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-75830395258176613342012-07-10T15:04:34.513-07:002012-07-10T15:04:34.513-07:00You are so fucking funny. Glad you have joined us...You are so fucking funny. Glad you have joined us. And I am glad that I am finally caught up. My boss thinks I had a really fun day at work with all the laughing coming outta my cube today. You're gonna be big!!<br />LaterSunshinehttp://befriendingmyovaries.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-70376746528096743202012-07-10T14:39:46.090-07:002012-07-10T14:39:46.090-07:00YES. Well, he was in his boxers on the couch in o...YES. Well, he was in his boxers on the couch in our living room, and despite the fact that it is surrounded in giant windows, he always has something out. <br /><br />They rang the doorbell and then looked in the window! I was unaware this is a thing!Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-44984440122565578312012-07-10T13:38:34.863-07:002012-07-10T13:38:34.863-07:00Now wait, what?, he was sitting on the couch with ...Now wait, what?, he was sitting on the couch with his dingaling OUT?<br />And how did the neighbors see? Did he answer the door with his dingaling out?JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08577406300791210285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-17539242815292489192012-07-10T11:40:08.421-07:002012-07-10T11:40:08.421-07:00Wassup homey! I applaud your reference to stork v...Wassup homey! I applaud your reference to stork violence.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-23367288744836467202012-07-10T10:54:11.146-07:002012-07-10T10:54:11.146-07:00'sup yo! I'm over from LFCA to say hi.'sup yo! I'm over from LFCA to say hi.Iohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00918928563224342054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-18425115391712028162012-07-10T06:09:31.535-07:002012-07-10T06:09:31.535-07:00hehehe :-) Oh, and I just realized that I forgot t...hehehe :-) Oh, and I just realized that I forgot to give you a shout out on my blog :-( It looks like some of my friends found you already though :-) I will advertise your awesomeness soon. Everyone must read!! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-73075470470077937412012-07-09T20:51:42.266-07:002012-07-09T20:51:42.266-07:00Aww shucks, make a girl blush why don't ya'...Aww shucks, make a girl blush why don't ya'. :)<br /><br />I am desperately trying to keep things humorous for myself - and SO GLAD it's a pick me up for others, as well. :)Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-17793793904219952812012-07-09T18:58:45.870-07:002012-07-09T18:58:45.870-07:00Totally love this post and your blog -- now I know...Totally love this post and your blog -- now I know where to come for a pick me up! I also sort of love goofy stork, looks like a fun time ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-75986659432756750602012-07-09T12:06:27.230-07:002012-07-09T12:06:27.230-07:00Smooooooooch.
Do you have a blog? I keep click...Smooooooooch. <br /><br />Do you have a blog? I keep clicking on your name to stalk you in a creepy fashion and I am led to a mysterious page.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-500298394112373032012-07-09T12:00:03.739-07:002012-07-09T12:00:03.739-07:00<3 coming to see what ya have posted! thanks!!<3 coming to see what ya have posted! thanks!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07650408553795398921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-66524904796242313512012-07-09T11:51:37.678-07:002012-07-09T11:51:37.678-07:00I am EXXXtra cool. woot woot!
Justin Timberlake ...I am EXXXtra cool. woot woot!<br /><br />Justin Timberlake may have brought sexy back, I am just bringing sex.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-89219654314292487972012-07-09T11:21:02.729-07:002012-07-09T11:21:02.729-07:00YAY for LFCA! I'm excited to be in the sad-wo...YAY for LFCA! I'm excited to be in the sad-woman network. ;)Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-90119063805598211692012-07-09T11:20:23.578-07:002012-07-09T11:20:23.578-07:00Yay for new followers!
I know it's a complete...Yay for new followers!<br /><br />I know it's a complete bummer situation but at this point, it's gotten so dark that it's kind of hysterical if I back myself up from it.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-12314189183080463452012-07-09T11:19:03.218-07:002012-07-09T11:19:03.218-07:00Hooray! New friend! Yes, after joining the sex o...Hooray! New friend! Yes, after joining the sex olympics and having the fun completely drained out of it via too much training, I am going back to the minor leagues.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-67013299377624601432012-07-09T11:17:49.266-07:002012-07-09T11:17:49.266-07:00Yes. PLEASE Lisa, please. I fully support stork ...Yes. PLEASE Lisa, please. I fully support stork violence.Stupid Storkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161877442649107282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-31337109964503845762012-07-09T10:59:16.775-07:002012-07-09T10:59:16.775-07:00hahaha!! Oh man, good stuff! I needed a laugh toda...hahaha!! Oh man, good stuff! I needed a laugh today. Yay for fun sex!! Oh, and the stork is awesome!<br /><br />PS, I have a computer again! Although, I'm only hanging out with the extra nice cool kids (like you) due to all that drama.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-80433857180301069532012-07-09T07:23:25.746-07:002012-07-09T07:23:25.746-07:00Hi,
Here from LFCA and I love the humor in your w...Hi, <br />Here from LFCA and I love the humor in your writing. I look forward to following your blog!KelBelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400825492187240028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-31176305564873302552012-07-09T05:03:29.833-07:002012-07-09T05:03:29.833-07:00Hi! I found your blog from LFCA and I have to say...Hi! I found your blog from LFCA and I have to say that it is quite good! I am glad that you are injecting humor into an otherwise unhumerous topic. I need to add some more humor into my life right now! You have another follower here! :)Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001382339429276526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-30511151493881632472012-07-09T02:56:41.887-07:002012-07-09T02:56:41.887-07:00I have just found your blog and I love it! You roc...I have just found your blog and I love it! You rock. I love that you have managed to reclaim sex for fun. Good for you. I am looking forward to following along.Lunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02655205298951083138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5470508210648484887.post-76109669569717470392012-07-09T00:51:46.073-07:002012-07-09T00:51:46.073-07:00Love it. And I am totally enjoying your new stupid...Love it. And I am totally enjoying your new stupid stork pic. He looks really dense...... I'd like to poke him in the eye, put my foot up his ass and tell him to get a move on to your place. ;)<br /><br />LisaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com